break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
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If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
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Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
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