I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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