you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
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I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
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I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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