Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
A+ Viking dick
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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