I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
third nipple confirmed
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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