Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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