Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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