I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
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I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
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Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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