Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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