Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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