just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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