is wine microwaveable?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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