Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
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Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
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Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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