Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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