I'm pants shitting drunk right now
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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