So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
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I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
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I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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