she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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