I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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