No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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