what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
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shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
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Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
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