I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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