just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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