smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
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it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
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Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
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