On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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