he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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