im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Im just a social blackout drinker.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
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