I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
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you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
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Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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