"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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