I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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