Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
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You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
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I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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