i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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