Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Randomize
