Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
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I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
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I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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