he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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