i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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