Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
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I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
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WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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