just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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