i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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