Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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