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Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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