yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
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No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
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Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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