i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
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Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
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I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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