What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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