Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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