We should be called the Road Head Warriors
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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