He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
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Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
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At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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