did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Randomize
