the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
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There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
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get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
i've created a new STD.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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