I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
nutella sex= disaster
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
we're so committed to being not committed
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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