Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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