So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
she pinky promised me she was 18
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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