Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
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I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
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Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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