It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
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Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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