dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
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the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
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I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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