Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
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The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
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Is her dick bigger than yours?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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