The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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