I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
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I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
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So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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