arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize