You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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