i need an iv and a liver transplant
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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