Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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