i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
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I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Did I show you my penis last night?
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
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She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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