eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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