Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
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i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
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I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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